Choice quotes from bash.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 rock!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 pwn earth just like j00 pwn heaven.
Give us this day our warez and mp3z through a phat pipe.
And cut is some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep microsoft off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 pwn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
(adapted)
Arrrr, pirates fo the southwest
Thar be large pipes o'bandwidth near ye'ol univarsety.
Yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
What say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Avast!
MP3s off the starboard bow!
Stere clear of ye porn popups rollin in from that east.
I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.