C is for Cookie
First, it was the muppet with AIDS. And now this. Cookie Monster not eating as many cookies. WTF? Isn’t there a reason why he’s called the bloody Cookie Monster? Does it have something to do with voraciously devouring cookies, in the fashion of a monster? Maybe it’s because he can’t fight that insatiable hunger for cookie flesh? Aren’t parents supposed to be able to control their children’s insatiable hunger for cookie flesh? Yes, so stop ruining the Cookie Monster and feed your kids some real food.